Talk like a pirate day

Ahoy! Got a parrot on yer shoulder an be ye talkin like a pirate today?
Do yer feel lost at sea running yer own business? Is navigatin the waters of small business makin yer feel sea sick?
Do yer feel like you are payin yer crew all yer pieces of gold? Not to mention those scurvy dogs at the tax office?
Not even sure whats occurin? Wanna walk the plank?
Yo ho ho & and a bottle of rum, me maties, its time to get a BAS agent on yer crew. Arrrrr! We be countin yer loot!
Time to set sail yer swashbucklin business owner. Aarrrr!